problems of the modern man

there r fundamentally 2 problems in the life of a modern straight man.

1. MONEY PROBLEM - this does not need further explanation. we city dwellers' lives r bounded by it. No money, no talk. such is the state of today's society. especially so for men. With vitamin M, one can do lots of things. a lamborghini (dunno if spelling is right) will definitely turn ppl's heads, even if he is a not-so-good-looking chap.

2. WOMAN (WOMEN) PROBLEM - comes in all forms. mother, girlfriend, wife, grandma, mother-in-law, sister, friends, maid, the lady guarding the toilet etc... u noe wat i mean? i think women r the most powerful creatures on earth. they can control us MEN! MEN will not be MEN without WOMEN! scary...


Disclaimer: tis does not accurately represent the author's opinions.